A downloadable endgame shitposting

Unlike many self-proclaimed game developers, I wont lie to you fam.

This game is trash. It was never meant to be more than the fly swatter and flies. What can I say? People who saw it had ideas, I decided there would be "a shop"... then things got out of hand. Flies is the product of a one-man game-jam that didn't stop when my editor caught fire in protest.

I just kept programming  willy-nilly with a total disregard for... everything that matters when making a video game. On purpose. This app is a shotgunned mess of random scripts carelessly thrown on top of each other day in and out for almost two months. 

The controls are like dragging your nails across a chalkboard. What was meant to be a volume slider cannot silence the continuous, obnoxious buzzing of the flies; thanks to some other bug I'm simply not interested in tracking down.

Frankly, you shouldn't play Flies even for a minute under any circumstances. If you do the hundreds of bugs contained within may cause your computer to explode; killing you instantly and making me regret not forming an LLC before sharing it. 

Tested on: 

i5-4670K, 8GB, GTX 980. 
i5-7200U,  8GB, GeForce 940MX.

There was no regard for performance whatsoever. If you download this executable and run it, please speak softly to your computer afterwards.

Download

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flies_in_the_bin_one_point_no.zip 19 MB

Install instructions

WARNING: Flies In The Bin contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.

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